Alright, time to revive a Friday favorite, “Who Said It?” Please leave your guesses in the comment section. As always, no cheating. So, tell me, who said:
“I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long. You know why? Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say, “What the f*ck am I supposed to do now? The water’s only up to here. What should I do? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet? I can’t even drown my kneecaps!”
Advertisement
Filed under: Who Said It?
Mitch Hedberg (God rest his soul)?
George Carlin (And rest his as well)?
That is Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg is correct. God rest his soul.