The Second Coming

We all remember the Shark, his hair flowing from the back of his golden helmet, running down the field to catch Brady Quinn’s perfectly placed throws.  Those were the good ol’ days.  But then the Shark broke the hearts of thousands of Irish fans who had man-crushes on this delicious athlete.  While some swooned only [...]

British Open – Round 1

Well, the first round of the Open Championship is officially over*, and John Daly trails Phil Mickelson by 1 stroke!**

Check it out for yourself, and follow the live action on the leaderboard.
*OK, so the first round isn’t actually over.  Even as I write this, there are some competitors who are only through the fourth hole. 
**Also, [...]

Michigan Gets New Football Uniforms

They suck and they’re ugly.

And they look like West Virginia’s:

Illinois Wins the State Tournament!

After Orgeon repeatedly forgets to show up to compete against Illinois for greatest State in the Union, Illinois claims the championship all for itself.  It turns out that Oregon had smoked too much pot to be able to make it to the competition.  Chicago immediately celebrated with riots that brought out the city police in full [...]